Plaxico Burress
This rocket scientist, turned pro football player for the New York GIants, was released from a New York City hospital last Saturday. Burress was admitted with a gunshot wound to his right thigh. It turns out that the gunshot wound was apparently self inflicted. Authorities believe that Burress was carrying the gun in his pocket, when it accidentally discharged. Doctors mentioned that he was lucky that the bullet didn’t pierce an artery, which may have been fatal. The Giants have stated that there may be legal penalties for his actions and his future with the team is unkown. What a numb nuts MORON!

