The "Official"

The “Official” Moron List

(Listings are alphabetical, by last name)

 

- 122, Operator Lee – Merrick, Long Island, NY.
- Honorable Moronic Mention for Exceptional CB operator stupidity.. and repeating the same moronic
mistakes over and over.. even stupid people eventually get a clue. Not Lee.. Moron, 1st Class!

- A., G. - Cape Coral, Fl.
- Total Asshole.

- Abromson, Chris – Columbus, OH.
- Thank you for bringing the curve down in every class we’ve had together…Matt.

- Adkins, Tim - Amherst, OH.
- He knows why

- Alam, Soheb - London, England
- An absolute muppet who gives morons a bad name.

- Ali, Salima - Washington, DC.
- They are too nosy for their own good.

- Al-Neyam, Syed - Rochester, MI.
- Just because

- Allers, Robert - Poughkeepsie, Ny.

- Archibald, Rick - Houston, Tx.
- Insists on spreading the Linux word to all who are TOTALLY UNINTERESTED.  Gives really boring
presentations on Linux and everything else.

- Bajaj, Preeti – Wheaton, IL.
- She is just a waste of skin and life…

- Bajwa, Deeptikar – Ashburn, VA.
- She said banks were invented before money was.

- Banton, Margaret – Tampa, FL.
- I can’t believe you got back together with that degenerate. Congratulations…you MORON!

- Barton, Joe – Arlington, TX.
- Head firmly planted deep in the terra firma.

- Bates, Joe - Lancaster, Ca,
- cause he thinks hes white

- Baumer, Era – Don’t think she knows
- She once introduced herself as Era, like the laundry detergent.  Need I say more?

- Benge, Joson – Phoenix, AZ.
- Born a Moron

- Binestrom, Jenny – Los Angeles, Ca.
- This is the only person who didn’t get the “Chicken of the Sea” thing with Jessica Simpson.

- Blacksman, Sean - Commerce TWP, Mi.
- he is a loser and doesn’t know anything about people feelings, just his own…a rat’s a**

- Blake, Jimmy - Dallas, TX
- He’s as dumb as a box of rocks.

- Bodley, Aaron - Newcastle, NSW
- There is a village somewhere that’s missing it’s idiot.

- Boehner, Rep. John – Westchester, OH.
- Rep. John Boehner refuses to admit that climate change is a problem.

- Boeker, Alfred - – Hagen, Westf.
- He pretends to be a count de Montfort, a duque of Britanny, a prince of Rochefort, a duque of Orleans and the Earl of Leicester and even more his name is just Alfred Boecker and living on the back of the German taxpayers.

-Boone, Steven - Fort Bragg, NC.
- He has the most retarded Texas humour in the world and won’ t shave his ugly mustache. Moron!

- Boutte, Heath - New Iberia, La.
- Can’t even lie the right way! Punk Ass Moron

- Bradley, Rich – Pomona, Ca.

- Brainard, Kyle - Wooster, Oh.

- Braybrook, Terry - Wellend, On, Ca.
- They were born that way!

- Brown, Andrew – Broomall, PA.

- Ever seen a blue flame stunt gone wrong…thanks Jimmy, you’re a legend

- Brodes, Patricia – Garret, PA.
- She doesn’t know how to be a real parent. She is not the brightest color in the box of crayons. She doesn’t know @#$%! There are too many reasons to list.

- Brown, Gayla Holmes - Keaau, HI.
- She is a manipulater and a liar….need I say more?

- Brown, Jeff – Little Rock, AR.
- Absolutely everything this guy does can be considered moronic.

- Brown, Tucker - Temple, TX
- For being a D-bag

- Buckeyes, Ohio State - Columbus, OH.
- Because the Buckeyes suck!

- Bush, George W.
- After the WTC and the Pentagon were attacked by hijackers from Saudi Arabia, he invaded
Afghanistan and Iraq. That’s like invading Iowa and Ohio because you’ve been attacked by Texas.
What a moron!

- Cairo, Kelly - Kenosha, Wi.
- Chooses to play billiards instead of spending time with his girlfriend who had slaved over the stove
cooking dinner for hours.

- Cali, John - Glendale, Ny.
- Too many reasons to list.

- Carson, Stephanie -Boise, ID.
- Stephanie never ceases to amaze us with bonehead her moves.

- Cartagena, Jose – Philadelphia, Pa.
- Many reasons, but most important just being rude, heartless, and incredibly Stupid!

- Carver, Austin - Jackson, Ms.
- because his middle name is vaughn.. enough said.

- Charlton, Anthony – San Diego, CA.
- Baja trip, $80. Fireworks $20. Anthony accidentally lightng a smoke bomb in his car..Priceless.

- Cilwa, Paul

- Clark, Will – Cincinnati, OH.
- Will hooked up with Sarah (AKA Skeletor) again. Your now on the permanent wall of shame!

- Clay, Allan - Salt Lake City, UT.
- Because I said so…

- Cook, Tracy - Hot Springs, AR,
- He knows why.

- Cooper, Mark – Fargo, ND.
- Mark is a Moron every day of his life.

- Cowan, Trevor - Akron, Oh.
- He’s a special kind of stupid.

- Crespo, Rachel - Philadelphia, Pa.
- Because you are a moron!

- Crum, Kelly - Bartlett, TN.
- You may be my boss and worth millions, but honestly, you’re just freaking worthless.

- Crummey, Kelby - Chauncey, Ga.
- Why isn’t he a moron????

- D’Augustine, Grant - Wooster, Oh.
- Anyone who can’t figure out how to change a light bulb or use double-sided tape should qualify.

- Dalton, Larry – Portland, OR.
- Every time he speaks, the people who listen are that much dumber. MORON

- Daniels, Mitchell - Newport Views, VA.
- Opens mouth… inserts foot.

- Davis, Donald - Ephrata, Pa.
- He does really dumb stuff all the time

- Davis, Missy - Pomeroy, PA.
- She goes around singing jojo and wiggles and she doesnt even have any children

- Dawe, Tom – Reddy, Austrailia.
- Its Tom what else can I say?

- Day, Annette - Murray, UT.
- Annette is losing it!

- Dekett, Sheryl - Eaton Rapids, Mi.
- Cause she eats yellow snow.

- DeNeal, Darin – Moronville, IL.
- Because they are!

- Director, Managing - Cambridge, MA,
- Voted by his peers as both “Major League Douchebag” and “#1 Moron” at the office.

- Dowd, Lisa – Colorado Springs, Co.
- It’s OK sweetie, go sit down and twiddle your hair. You’re chronically blonde.

- Downey, Charlie - Corpus Christi, TX.
- Thinks “Tae Kwan Do” is an action sentence, as in Tae Kwan Do Acupuncture. Had to explain that
was two different offerings.

- Durkin, Pat - Toronto, Ca.
- Pat has the unbelievable ability to wilt like a dead rose when confronted upon any issue.  He has
no backbone and costs his company lots of money on poor judgement choices.

- Dyer, Kenny - Crystal River, Fl.
- well lets see,, hes stuck in the 80′s super mullet and all!!! and he is the #1 know it all of all know it
all’s and he’s a free baller! he knows what that means :p

- Edwards, Annie - Columbia, Sc.
- b/c she just is…i mean…she thinks studded belts are cool…but theyre emo and goth…lol…i love u
Annie.

- Edwards, Blaine – Anchorage, AK.
- Everyone in the office has nominated you Blake. Do yourself a favor and shut up!

- Eyhorm, Daniel - Keego Harbor, MI.
- Eats cooked carrots, make racecars out of poop, poke beavers with spoons, take underwater
basketweaving classes, clip your left pinky toenail weekly and wear a bowtie on your belly button.

- F., Erin - Quathiaski Cove BC, Ca.

- F., Mike – Franklin Square, NY.
- You are a MORON!!

- Fadden, Jim – Dover, DE.
- I love you Jim, but we both know you belong on this list. Sorry Honey!

- Fairburn, Matt – Cedar Rapids, IA.
- You are the biggest dumb s#@t  I’ve ever met. I hope stupid isn’t contagious.

- Fan, Purdue - Lafayette, IN.
- He likes Purdue sports

- Fevola, Pamela - NY.
- THIS PERSON IS STUPID, FAT,UGLY,VERY LONELY,PATHETIC,NO FRIENDS. I FEEL SORRY
FOR THIS PERSONS HUSBAND. HE CAN’T STAND TO BE AROUND THIS PERSON. MORON.

- Fisher, Robby - Pinckneyville, IL.
- just because… duh

- Folden,  Rick – Baltimore, MD.
- Rick got arrested for asking an off duty cop to buy him some beer…Classic.

- Forbes, Dirk – Oswego, NY.

- Fraiser, Annita – Colorado Springs, Co.
- Please don’t say anything else. You are so dumb it hurts to listen to you. MORON!

- G., Eteban – Monett, Mo.
- He’s a loser. He preys on lonely women.

- Gallik, Mark - Monessen, Pa.
- Personality traits: dillusional, thinks women “need to learn their place, shut up and listen”, is
ignorant, disrespectful, arrogant, obnoxious, has perverted tendencies, is decieving.

- Garret, Frank – Laguna Hills, Ca.

- Gascans, Christopher - Bmore, MD.
- If this guy was any dumber he would need to be watered twice a week.

- Gaskins, Chris - Baltimore, MD.
- This guy is a first class maroon. Not much else to say!

- Gaskins, Chris - Charm City, MD.
- This guy is so stupid he deserves to be on here twice.

- Gembler, Jill - New Haven, CT.
- Here is typical, Moron Jill: Like…Oh my god…did you see that person…ewww!

- Gerdes, Stuart - Conway, Ar.

- Gerhart, Bill – Louisville, KY.
- Bill is one of those kiss ass co-workers, who could never come up with an idea of his own.

- Ginther, Kelly - Warren, MI.
- Because I says so

- Godbout, Jim – Westport, Ca.
- Jim doesn’t know the difference between friends and enemies. His “friends” treat him like a clown.

- Goff, Dwight - Colorado Springs, CO.
- This guy has about 10 kids, (several different moms) he doesn’t take responsibility for any of them,
he is too self involved with his drugs & cigarettes to care about anyone including his own mother.

- Graichen, Ron – Charleston, WV.
- Four beer bongs + 3 shots of Jack = Passed out Ron – eyebrows and dignity. Classic!

- Greaux, Phillip – Cleveland, OH.
- Phillip, for the love of god…Dump that worthless chick, then we’ll take you off of this list.

- Gwalthney, Kathy - Jacksonville, Fl.

- Jerry, Harris - Pine Bluff, AR.
- Because he drives Mary Kay….and eats bait.

- Hafner, Erin – Witchita, KS.
- Erin is the dumbest thing on two legs, without a doubt. Basic math is tough for this Einstein.

- Halliday, Justin - White Lake, MI.
- Well geez, where do I start……..IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

- Hall, Melissa - Springfield, Or.
- If you knew her, you would not have to ask

- Hasse, Sergei – San Diego, Ca.
- Sergei is a joto moron supreme.

- Hathfield, Ryan - Chillicothe, Oh.
- You peed on the walrus!

- Hayes, George Daniel - Yardville, NJ.
- For treating my sister the way you did, ya moron!!!!!

- Hazelwood, Chris - Franklin, TN.
- Even though you are a Moron, we still love you! :)

- Heppner, James – Newark, NJ.
- I guarantee that my Moron escapades could  top any of these fools! Moron and proud.

- Heppner, Johnny – Newark, NJ.
- My brother James is topped, only by one. I am King Moron, Hear me roar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- Hillbilly, Chris - Tustin, Ca.
- Walk like a duck, Talk like a duck…then..

- Hixon, Hillary - Pittsburg, PA.
- Hillary, we love you, but we’re pretty sure that you are mildly retarded. Short bus for you!

- Hodge, Darren - Carson, Ca.
- This guy is a real frickin dumb ass. He is the joke of the town.

- Horton, Bryan - Ponca City, OK.
- because he is the perfect moron friend.

- Howell, Felicia – Eastmen, Ga.

- Huffine, Don - Pittsburg, PA.
- For Asshattery of the highest degree.

- Ibarra, Jaime - San Antonio, Tx.
- Jaime thinks he is a Vato gangster, from the hood. He is the fakest wanna be so far.

- Inagaki, Tan – Torrence, Ca.
- Tan thinks he is the man. He’s really just one big goofball moron.

- Infante, Mikey - Blairsville, GA.
- Because he is a simpleton without one ounce of sense.

- Jackson, Michael – Never Never Land, Ca.
- This sicko plays with children. You know what I mean.

- Jacobs, Anthony – Colorado Springs, CO.
- Snowboard $250. Lift Ticket $45. Big air jump into a tree…face first…priceless!

- Jankowski, Brian – Somerset, MA.
- It’s official!  I’m a Mormon! Wait; what?… Oh  crap.

- Jenkins, Teresa - Cleveland, TN.
- She is the queen moron.

- Jennings, Frank - Cheyenne, WY.
- No comments submitted.

- Jenson, Allen – Fort Wayne, IN.
- Big retard + too many beers = Official Moron…Need I say more?.

- Joerger, Staci – Durango, CO.
- My girlfriend is hot, but she does the dumbest things you could imagine. Sorry hun!.

Johnson, Brad - Francis Marion University, SC.
- Keep suing and losing you shrimpy pathetic moron! LOL!

- Judah, François Montmirel Lorrain - Nancy, TX.
- Because he is not a moron , but he tries everyday to become a good one.

- Kader, Nate - Chicago, IL.
- Nate, we suspect you might really be retarded…seriously. It would explain so much!

- Keating, Michael - Hillarys, Western Australia
- Calls himself Micool… what a Moron

- Keinitz, Maureen - Sioux Falls, SD.
- Now I know why her nick name is “Mo”. Funny, I thought is was short for Maureen.

- Keith, Raymond - Joplin, MO.
- All who know you. I hope you move far away.

- Keller, Cliff - Los Alamos, Nm.

- Kelly, Becky - Baldwin, Mi.
- she knows why shes a Moron

- Killian, Jack – Paterson, NJ.
- This is the best website.

- Kim, Christian - Los Angeles, Ca.
- He needs a good spanking every now and then.

- Knapp, Daryl - Nanaimo, Ca.
- He keeps making the same stupid screw ups over and over and over….gets fired from his jobs,
broke his wrist playing shot for shot and got an abcess on his lip from poking a cold sore with a fork.

- Koch, Carol - Spendora, Tx.
- Short and sweet….she left me for her uncle….what a moron….

- Koch, Felipe - San Diego, Ca.
- because he is a total useless bum.

- Koffman, Steve – Omaha, NE.
- Surry is a grade a Moron. She can screw up just about anything. PS don’t let her drive.

- Kristoff, Lance – Fairbanks, AK.
- Lance…Wherever you’re from…go back…please. There’s enough morons here already.

- Labatt, Frances – Milwaukee, WI.
- If stupid was a disease, Francis would be highly contagious. Don’t let it rub off on you.

- Lane, Scott - Bedford, In.
- He constantly chooses his wifes’ kids over his own–what an idiot.

- Laroche, Gregg - He’s a Nomad, Fl.
- Because he doesn’t know his ass from his head.

- Lawrence, Andrew - Los Angeles, Ca.
- Writing a book, Moron’s Guide To Money.

- Layhorne, Dena - Oshawa, Ok.
- Because they suck.

- Lee, John - Torrance, Ca.
- This Internet tough guy loves to badmouth people on his forum where the ones he badmouths can
not defend themselves on account of he deletes their accounts.

- Lee, Peter - Los Angeles, Ca.
- Cus they are!

- Lelund, Thomas II - Parkersburg, WV.
- How many times have you passed out, in some random place… YOU MORON!

- Leslie, James – Burlington, VT.
- James just failed his driver’s license test again…for the fourth time. Good for all of us!

- Lines, Janet - Dontcare, Fl.
- Because your a Stupid F#%kin’ Douche Bag and a Dumb Tw@t.

- Lippy, Sarah - Yorba Linda, Ca.
- Sarah has a hilarious habit of pissing her pants, when she drinks. Plastic sheets please.

- List, PSG – Berkley, Ca.
- A moron every day in every way.  Perhaps it was too much hairspray.

- Lowry, Dean - San Diego, Ca.
- I lost count of your DUI’s. Way to go slick.

- Lutz, Kim - Odessa, Tx.

- Lutz, Mark - Coopersburg, PA.

-Thief, liar, man child, passive aggressive, all around wimp who sucks at life and is a bad role model for his young child. Makes you think he wants more from you than he really does just so he can keep you around as a booty call. At 44 yrs old, this douche need to grow up!

- M, Moronique Malenfah
- Because we are part of a special group!!!

- M, Moronique - Canada.
- She’s my friend, ‘nuf said.

- Mack, Ron - Providence, RI.
- For bringing the average office IQ down by 50 points.

- Madsen, Michael - Denver, Co.
- just because he can!!!  HEEE HEEEE!!!

- Makin, Geoff - Fort Smith, AR.
- Geoff has proven, many times, that he can’t hold his liquor. Just ask my carpet stains.

- Manning, Jessica - Lansing, Mi.
- She cheats on boyfriends, lies to everyone, can’t take care of her daughter, can’t take care of
herself, needs mommy and daddy to pay for everything.

- Mark, Kelly - IL.
- To numerous to detail based on the text limitation of this box.

- Martinez, Dan - Keego Harbor, Mi.
- The list is so long–put it short–he would rather drink and party than take care of his child

- Mays, Josh - Buena Vista, Va.
- Because he is dumb enough to think he will graduate after failing in English.

- Mcconnell, Edward - Wauwatosa, Wi.
- He couldn’t sell a heater to eskimos.  Fast Eddie Best Buy!

- McCoy, Kevin - San Diego, Ca.
- = There are too many things to mention.

- McCullen, Kellie - Daytona Beach, FL.
- Oh, so many reasons. She’s a true blonde.

- McCumbee, - Berkeley Springs, WV.
- Can’t spell. Can’t form a proper sentence. Thinks that name calling
and lying is an effective way to gain support for his narrow minded views..

- McDaniel, Laxboy - Nowhere, Va.
- He dressed like Prince for Halloween with lots of makeup

- McDougall, Adam - London, OH.
- Just one….. Big Ole Chump.

- McGillen, Shaun – Wilmington, DE.
- Stop scaring all of the girls, you Jackass MORON SUPREME. You’ve got zero game.

- McGrath, Michelle - Redwook City, Ca.
- Where do I begin?

- Medina, Caitlin - Asherville, Nc.
- She sayed she fell up the steps

- Meijers, Chad - Indianapolis, In.

- Mellado, Jose – Mesa, AZ
- Jose, Jose, Jose. Where do I start? You are forever branded as a Moron.

- Meltzer, Christian – Cedar Rapids, IA.

- Miele, Anthony - Greensburg, PA

- Mihova, Assia - Saint Peters, Mo.
- You know?!!!

- Milano, Sally

- Miller, Matt - Eaton Rapids, Mi.
- Cause he likes boys.

- Miller, Skinny - Derry, PA.
- He doesn’t NEED a reason to be a moron, he just IS!!!!!

- Moreno, Javier - El Paso, TX.
- Hooking up with your Fiance’s sister…while she is in the next room…you moron.

- Morrissey, Bill - Newcastle, NSW.
- Because he is a very “poor judge” who is a proud member of the Harbour City Bears.

- Mowbray, Erica - Chillcothe, Oh.
- You’re dating Tally…that is reason enough.

- Muth, Maria - IA.
- BECAUSE ONLY A MORON WOULD STAY FRIENDS WITH SOMEONE LIKE ME!!!   IT TAKES ONE
TO KNOW ONE!

- Nading, Tina - Reno, NV.
- Serious moron 24/7. Too many thigs too list in the space they give you here.

- Neifer, James – Orange, Ca.
- James  is one of those guys who dumps $15000 into pimping out his 96 Civic. You Moron.

- Nelson, Sue - Perham, Mn.
- Just because!

- Newberg, Clint - Nampa, ID.
- This person is a regular Moron every day. Thanks to your website…it’s documented!

- Nicholls, Stephen Paul – Phoenix, AZ..
- He is not a good financial provider for his family. His decisions are guided by selfish reasons.

- Nickisher, Chris - Raeding, Pa.
- Everything he touches turns to s#@t. He’s hot, gay and lives at home with his mommy. he’s 28.

- Niemann, Rob- Bangor, ME.
- I love this website. I’m so glad there is a place to categorize this MORON named Rob.

- Nishikawa, Kim – Boulder, CO.
- I don’t know how Kim ever made her way up to supervisor. There are smarter doorknobs.

- Norris, Nikita - Ardem, NC.
- Because I say so.

- Nunez, Alfonzo – Detroit Michigan.
- I hate this guy. Worst boss ever. This guy is the captain of team lame. Suck on that.

- Oakman, Darrel - Odessa, TX.
- Darrel set his Dad’s barn on fire with firecrackers. Can you say oh S#%t, you MORON.

- Odelman, Dana - Valencia, CA.
- Dana puts the capital M in MORON. If I had room, I could write a novel about her antics!

- Odom, Wilbur - Cleveland, TN.
- Because he gave me his email address and he has not had sex in a very long time.

- Odorzzi, John – Newark, NJ.

- Ogleman, Margaret - Vail, CO.
- Margaret made out with the boss..at the company Christmas party…In front of his wife!

- O’Banion, Karen – Fort Worth, TX.
- Karen is a MORON everyday. I love your site. Now she is permanently documented.

- O’Malley, Jeff – Torrance, Ca.
- I think you should make this guy the moron of the week, for the rest of his existance.

- Paccione, Larry -Queens, NY.
- This mook is a real Moron. Everything he does is irritating. Try to avoid him..trust me.

- Pace, Sarah - Gilbert, AZ.

- Pafford, Randy - Memphis, TN.
- Randy is my good friend, but I feel obligated to list him on here. Sorry Bro!

- Pan, Chris - Staten Island, NY.
- Just because he can’t keep up wth me late night studying.

- Panion, Tashia - Jefferson City, Mo.
- shes my friend and i want to give her a hard time.  she always forgets stuff.  she’s really a
sweetheart lol

- Parshall, Scott - Lake St. Louis, MO.
- A moron for viewing women at work in swim suits when we work at a Catholic organization.

- Patterson, Rachelle - Jacksonville, Fl.
-Oh!!  Good Gosh!! She puts her nose into everybody’s business and is clueless.  Her child is
ignored with matted hair and filthy clothes.  She is on the computer ALL day long!

- Payton, Michael – Coshocton, OH.
- When he’s not hiding under his bed nervously awaiting the beatdown he richly deserves, he’s
single-handedly keeping KFC alive by inhaling two metric tons of chicken thrice daily.

- Pearson, Stuart - Windsor, CA.
- Because of production.

- Perales, Raul - Santa Fe, NM.
- Raul es un pindejo grande. He is a moron, moron, moron….did I mention…moron!

- Phillips, Alfie - NC
- Because he is a putz

- Phillips, Kevin - Evansville, In.
- He just is always and he is so mean !!

- Pinelo, Bob – Virginia Beach, VA.
- Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Where do I start. There’s not enough room here for your dumb ass.

- Pirelli, Julie – Santa Cruz, CA.
- I love this site. Julie is a class a Moron. Nothing specific, just in general.

- Pizzino, Shanna - Carlsbad, CA.

- Plauson, Joyce - Westchester, NJ.
- We voted who to put on here, from our office. It was a close vote, but Joyce won. Rock on!

- Pruett, Dennis (AKA Fat Bastard) - Yelm, WA.
- Smears poop on walls, eats grass, masturbates to a cook book…what else can i say????

- Pomares, Hector – Las Cruces, NM.
- Hector got punked by a dude that was a foot shorter than him. It was absolutely hilarious!

- Pulson, Jerry – Seattle, WA.
- If you know this guy, I’m sorry. He sucks to be around. Please put him out of his misery.

- Quails, Moron – Omaha, NE.
- Quails never fails…to keep us laughing, that is. This guy is a classic retard Moron.

- Quijada, Veracruz - Albuquerque, NM.
- Chica, you are one crazy F$%kin Moron. Lay off the stupid s$%t and relax for a while.

- Quinn, Bradley – Portland, OR.
- I don’t know how anyone could ever put up with this reject. He is the ultimate Moron!

- Rabello, Eddie – Cincinnati, OH.
- Even though Eddie is a complete moron, he is still pretty fun to hang out with, for a Moron.

- Ranowski, Kyle – Portsmouth, VA.
- I’m proudly nominating myself. F%$k all of you, I am the king MORON. Bow down.

- Rasburn, Julian - Leeds, UK, UT.
- Simply for just being him!!!!

- Reed, Ty - Minneapolis, Mn.
- Ty suffers SEVERLY from “Little Man’s Syndrome”…need I say more???

- Reid, Danny - Dallas, TX.
- I’m pretty sure I’ve just been an oversight on the moron list to this point. At least now, it’s official.

- Reiswig, Phil – Madison, WI.
- Phill McCrackin, as we call him. What a true Moron. He has found his home.

- Reule, Barb - West Fargo, ND.
- For all those times you have locked the keys in the car.

- Rippel, Cynthia – San Diego, CA.

- Risler, Grahm – Fort Smith, AR.
- Hey f#%ko, I hope you choke on your moron certificate. I hate you. Please die MORON!

- Rollinson, Sandra - Chesterfield, Ca.
- she is quite frankly the most moronic bitch i have ever met ever.

- Rose, Courtney - Chillicothe, Oh.
- Because we all know what really happened.

- Rosenthal, Josh - Las Vegas, Nv.
- This douchebag’s a moron because he doesn’t believe ‘karma’ applies to him and the fu@#ed-up
things he does to people
.

- Rothman, David – Warwick, RI.
- I hope kissing the bosses wife, at the Christmas party, was worth your six figure job.

- Rovick, Jaime – Warwick, RI.
- Wow Jaime, you are one huge moron. Don’t ever lose your moron fire girl! Long live Morons.

- Scarth, Tom - Leeds, WY.
- Who ever thought ‘Journey to the Centre of the Earth’ was based on a true storey!!!

- Schley, Kent – Evansville, IN.
- Kent is a first class moron douche bag. I nominate you Kent, for the Official Moron List.

- Scholtz, Steven - Hoboken, NJ.
- I am another person who will proudly put himself here. I wear the moron badge proudly.

- Sentz, Marisa – Seattle, WA.
- I don’t like Morons and therefore, I do not like Marisa. I think she only has half a brain.

- Siefert, Marc - Pretoria, GA.
- Because I said so.

- Simler, Christopher - Raleigh, NC.
- He’s simply an idiot.  He likes to sit around his house and dream up people to sue.  He need
psychological help.  Get Help Chris!!!!!!!

- Simon, Neil – Pittsburg, PA.
- Neil always looks like s$%t and drives even worse. Please put him on your list.

- Sinclair, Adam - Marshfield, WI.
- Enough said

- Slut, Anton - B-Town, IA.
- Because we love you :D We even payed 5,75 kroners for this :P

- Snyder, Jane – Los Angeles, Ca.
- Is this the 3rd or 4th time you’ve totaled your car? I want to report the agency that licensed you.

- Solanch, Larry - Augusta, Ga.
- Idiot!

- Soriano, Christine – Plainfield, IL.
- Maybe as a Christmas present, for your new apartment, I will get you a DOORMAT with your picture.
You moron! Stop letting people walk all over you.

- Spearow, Rebecca - Lansing, Mi.

- Speilman, Eric – Danville, CA.
- Morons everywhere unite. We shall take over the world. Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaaaaaaaa!

- Steelman, Josh - Hughson, Ca.
- You never wanted our baby!

- Stegal, Gayrene - Missouri, MO.
- I’m a Moron

- Stevens, David – Pickering, OH.
- Spend 10 minutes with him.

- Stevens, Frank - Oak Hill, Fl.

- Stilley, Mike - Who Knows?
- Mike loved to date retarded, psycho girls. One day he ran off with one and disapeared.

- Sullivan, Joshua - Dracut, MA.
- Complete hypocrite, Thinks he knows everything – He’s so stupid he even tried cleaning an XBOX 360 Disc with sandpaper… Generally angering to be around!

- Sullivan, Marco - Raleigh, NC.
- Because he always smells like fried chicken,becomes pantless when he is drunk,and urinates in
public.

- Sullivan, Terri - Paris, T.
- Still married to another moron for 34 years!

- Sutton, David - Las Vegas, NV.
- Because it took you 29 years to find me and less than one to screw it up….love you….

- Sutton, Rob - Swoope, VA
- ‘Cause he sleeps 23 hours a day.  He also forgets everything that someone tells him.  :-P

- Tadic, Boris – Belgrade, SC.
- Once he didnt say anything stupid for a week. That was when he didnt talk for seven days.

- Tadman, Amy – Louisville, KY.
- Amy is so lame, its amazing. Try not to get to close to her, it may be contagious!

- Taylor, Doug - Windsor, Ca.
- Doug is a MORON because he takes pleasure in shooting and KILLING innocent ducks !!!

- Tefney, Howard – Maui, HI.
- Howard is the guy who sits near me at work. What a frickin moron loser. Enjoy your stuff.

- Tejada, Louis – Riverside, CA.
- Oh my god..you are one stupid dumbass. Please don’t reproduce.

- The Hyena, Guitou – Nancy, Ca.
- He has moronism in his blood

- The King, El Pinto - Metz, France, MO
- He ‘s The king, the king of morons because he believe have a skill but he’s so weak to have one!

- Thomas, Jim – Raleigh, NC.
- What a fool. If you only knew him, you’d understand. I think he is mentally slow or something.

- Thomas, Melissa - Lancaster, Ca.
- You just are one.

- Thomas, Monique - Arlington, Va.
- chronic liar and “I’m a Star” complex

- Thompson, Rob - Bethesda, MD.
- Just because

- Thompson, Scott - Clifton Park, Ny.
- Because they are always wrong with there stupid ideas

- Thornton, Brad - Aurora, CO.
- I’ll rock my moron pride. Help me keep the moron dream alive. Team Moron rules!

- Tiernan, Tony - Munising, MI.
- He thinks he’s always right!

- Toft, Leslie - Allentown, PA.
- Leslie is hot, but stupid as a rock. It’s ok, i’m not dating you for your brains barbie.

- Tomscratch, Milan – London, WY.
- Because he is!

- Traeger, Donald – Alta Loma, CA.
- Please stop it at work. We can’t stand you. You make our jobs that much harder, you Moron.

- Tulip, Mike - Newcastle, Ca.
- moron! moron! moron! moron! moron! moron!

- Truitt, Barbara – Milwaukee, Wa.

- Turnwall, Megan - Wooster, OH.
- She eats jellybeans in a corner and becomes really stupid.

- Tyson, Clay - Memphis, Tn.
- This is one retarded redneck F$%K. Keep on keepin on Corky.

- Udell, Mary – Columbus, OH.
- Mary likes to drop her standards in men, when she is s$%t faced. What a moron.

- Ulrich, Lars – Some foreign place.
- Moron drummer for Metallica. One of the douche bags that brought napster down.

- Underhill, Warren - West Valley City, UT.
- Warren doe gross s$*t like eating hot sauce packets for laughs, until he pukes.

- Urbino, Matt - Dallas, TX.

- Valadez, George – San Antonio, TX.
- How many lives do yo have to ruin before you stop being such a god damn moron.

- Vallis, Derek - Lincoln, NE.
- CUZ YOU SUCK CHODEEEE

- Vellekamp, Jessie – Kasper, WY.
- Moron and proud. Hell no, we won’t go. Morons unite! Viva los Morons!!!!!!!

- Virelli, Paul - Seaside Heights, NJ.
- Don’t hate me because I’m more moron than you will ever be. Bow to king Moron.

- Vonstein, Mariah – Amarillo, TX.
- You go Chica. You’re stupid and you don’t care. Save your last few brain cells…you’ll need em.

- Walker, Ben – Glendale, CA.

- Wallace, Becca - Arlington, Tx.
- She is stupid.

- Walman, Hugh – Bismarck, ND.
- Thefifteen pickled eggs looked just as gross coming up, as they did going down.

- Warren, Garth - Port Ewen, NY.

- Wells, David - Mission Viejo, Ca.
- Have you met his family? He plays with dolls. And he’s 23.

- White, Misty - Valley Head, AK
- Prettiest moron I know.

- Wilcox, Nate – Montgomery, AL.
- Nate is also the official moron of Alabama. Great site!

- Wilbeck, Summer – Quenns, NY.
- This is a crazy bitch from hell. Stay away from this moron at all cost.

- Williams, Phil - Indianapolis, KS.
- He just is.

- Williams, Robert - Pittsburg, PA.
- For more reasons than any of us could begin to count.

- Williamson, Chris - Fleetwood, ID.
- Put up a child gate gets head stuck, doesn’t know what the “E” stands for on a fuel gauge.

- Wolf, Justin – Gilroy, Ca.
- Gilroy is the garlic capital of the world. Also it is the home of the worlds biggest moron..Justin.

- Wood, Barry - Weymouth, Ma.
- This guy’s an all-round, gold medal moron of olympic proprotion.  A total waste of molecules.  Lazy,
perverted, and worthless.  Oh, yeah… he smells, too.

- Wright, Donna - Louisville, KY.
- Does not know how to read and thinks that using a bell will control her child.

- Wubbel, Anna – Atlanta, GA.
- Thank you for the hours of entertainment at your expense. We love you.

- Xiong, Zing - Irvine, CA.
- Yes…his name is really pronounced Zing Zong. Zing this you stupid bastard.

- Yamamoto, Karen – Eden, NY.
- Stop trying to sound smart all the time. We’re all sick of it…the whole school..you bitch.

- Yaeger, Nick - Albany, NY.
- He has his Evo retuned every time his tire pressure changes!

- Yoshiro, Sam - San Jose, CA.
- Sam is the biggest “curve buster” at our school. Not stupid, but still a moron.

- Zellers, Ian – Fort Worth, TX.
- I hate working with Ian. All he does is kiss the bosses ass all day long. Smooch it up Moron.

- Zimmerman, Lawrence - Portland, OR.
- MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON MORON

- Ziniel, Curt – Riverside, Ca.
- Your brother cannot think of one thing that you have ever done, in your entire life, that is moronic.
That, most certinaly, makes you a moron. Or my husband has bad memory . . . you choose :-)