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Welcome to our Celebrity Moron List

admin — Sun, 19 Jun 2011 16:26:17 +0000

As we all know, our media constantly inundates us with Celebrity news. This blog is dedicated to exposing the Moronic things these “demi-gods” do when they fall from grace. Most of the names on this list are easily recognizable, however we also like to pay tribute to the Morons who have their fifteen minutes of fame.

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Congressman Anthony Weiner

admin — Mon, 13 Jun 2011 08:28:25 +0000

This congressman, turned side show, will most likely be forced to step down soon. He apparently can’t control his Weiner and sent numerous sext messages and provocative photos to various women. This class-A Moron didn’t even have the brains to keep his face out of many of the photos. Not the brightest campaign move for someone in public office! But really, you can’t stay upset with him for long, after all he’s just a big Weiner.

Arnold Schwarzenegger

admin — Wed, 25 May 2011 08:18:04 +0000

Just in case you’ve been on a different planet, the former Governator has been involved in a love child scandal. This fine specimen of morality has been accused of sleeping with one of their house keepers and fathering a child. On top of that, they apparently played kindergarten cop in in his wife’s bed! When asked what his problem was, this Moron said, “Don’t worry, it’s not a Tuma”. He was also asked about the damage this would cause to his film career, he responded…”Aill be bach”!

Charlie Sheen

admin — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 08:09:22 +0000

This winning warlock has recently been kicked off of the hit TV show Two and a Half Men. Apparently the trolls over at CBS are tired of his “bangin seven rocks a day” lifestyle. Captain obvious at CBS said that Sheen has been on a downward spiral and is very sick. This Moron was the highest paid actor on TV before his coke parties put him over the edge. Now he’s got plenty of time to spend with his hookers…uh, I mean goddesses.

Lindsay Lohan

admin — Tue, 06 Jul 2010 07:55:50 +0000

Everyone’s favorite train-wreck just landed her ass in jail for 90 days, due to failing to complete her classes from a previous DUI. I don’t think this surprises anyone. In fact, I think we’d all be shocked if we heard she wasn’t in any trouble and successfully completed her probation. Nope, not this gem of a Moron. Don’t cry too much Lindsay, everyone knows you’ll do half that time, at most. You’ll be out F’n up again in no time!

Megan Fox

admin — Sat, 15 May 2010 07:46:40 +0000

Well, let’s just call Megan Captain Career Kill”. What’s the fastest way to get your self ousted from the third movie in what will end up being a VERY successful trilogy (Transformers 3)? I know, talk smack about the director who gave you your big break! Wow…how stupid can you be. She went on several different media outlets and criticized the first two movies. She must really hate all that obnoxious money and fame. What’s up next for this Moron? Maybe she’ll borrow a page from Mel Gibson’s playbook and spew some anti-Semitic rants. Nice job MORON!

Heidi Montag

admin — Thu, 14 Jan 2010 07:36:42 +0000

This reality show nobody, turned alien, just admitted that she’s had ten plastic surgeries. Forget the fact that she was good looking and is now scary. Her face is the least of her problems. The other thing she is famous for is being married to the biggest reality show douche bag of all time…Spencer Pratt. I think they may have gotten a divorce, but honestly, who cares? This Moron’s fifteen minutes of fame are up!

Richard Heene – AKA Balloon Boy Daddy

admin — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 07:27:56 +0000

Richard Heene, AKA Balloon Boy’s Daddy, was just sentenced to 90 days in jail for the little BS escapade he pulled recently. This was the Moron who set up the hoax that had local authorities’ attention for days. Turns out his son was not in the balloon at all…just hiding in their attic. I think a fair punishment would have been sending this idiot up in a balloon…with no landing plan.

Tiger Woods

admin — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 07:18:09 +0000

Tiger Woods is about to lose millions of dollars in sponsors due to his infidelities. Several women have come forward claiming that they had sexual relations with the golf super star. At least his wife didn’t take things “sitting down”. After she heard the news, she allegedly chased his getaway SUV with a golf club in tow. Due to the damage on the SUV, it appears as if she knows how to swing a club to. Rumors have it that Tiger was caught due to his many “sexts”. Next time, buy another cell phone…Moron!

Nadya Suleman AKA OctoMom

admin — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:22:19 +0000

We should have put this retarded chick on here a while back. Oh how we hate you…let us count thy ways. Aside from having her shoved down our throats by the media, taxpayers have been funding her family experiment. On top of everything else, it looks like she might get a TV deal…unbelievable. Someone put this sorry sack of human being out of her misery…Do it for her kids…she’s a Mommy MORON!