March 24th, 2009
This American Idol pussy, turned rock star, recently wrote a press release stating that he wanted his fans to back off. Apparently, some of them were invading his privacy at hotels. In the press release he stated that if his fans aren’t more respectful of his private space, he would be less accessible to them. This douche bag should be thankful that anyone wants to hear his music and be around him. He needs to spend some time with a real rock star…like Slash. What a pussified MORON!
February 9th, 2009
R & B retard Chris Brown surrendered to police on Sunday night, then posted a $50,000 bail. He is being questioned about felony domestic violence charges from an incident with his girlfriend Rihanna. Allegedly he and Rihanna got into an argument in his car and it ended with him pulling over and giving her a class A beat down. Being a succesful musician and having a celebrity girlfriend wasn’t enough for this MORON. He had to add woman beater to his repetoire….what a pussy!
December 30th, 2008
Rapper DMX plead guilty to drug, theft and animal cruelty charges on Tuesday. As a result of these three felony charges he will be facing at least 90 days in jail. Talk about having things go downhill. This guy can’t seem to stay out of trouble. Doesn’t he have enough money to pay someone else to do his illegal activities? We will call him MC MORON!
November 29th, 2008
This rocket scientist, turned pro football player for the New York GIants, was released from a New York City hospital last Saturday. Burress was admitted with a gunshot wound to his right thigh. It turns out that the gunshot wound was apparently self inflicted. Authorities believe that Burress was carrying the gun in his pocket, when it accidentally discharged. Doctors mentioned that he was lucky that the bullet didn’t pierce an artery, which may have been fatal. The Giants have stated that there may be legal penalties for his actions and his future with the team is unkown. What a numb nuts MORON!
June 26th, 2008
This hot head pitcher was recently suspended from the Astro’s for throwing the GM (Ed Wade) on to the ground after they had an argument. Chacon was angry because he had recently been demoted to the bullpen. It is unclear if Chacon will ever have a baseball career again. Hmmm…let’s beat up the guy who signs my multi million dollar paycheck. Chacon…you are a multi million dollar MORON!
May 10th, 2008
Nick Bollea aka Nick Hogan, son of Hulk Hogan, was recently sentenced to eight months in jail. Nick was allegedly drag racing when he spun out of control and critically injured his passenger and long time friend Nick Graziano. A taped phone conversation between a jailed Nick and his Mother recently was leaked to the media. In their conversation they talk about how they are the victims and that the Graziano family has nothing to grieve about. What a bunch of Morons!
March 21st, 2008
The scandalous former Governor of New York. This dip stick was the poster boy for morals and a heavy hand of justice. So what does he do to uphold his reputation? He spends over $80,000 on high priced hookers. Not only was he forced to resign, but he will most likely face criminal charges. I can’t think of anything else to say…other than…What a Moron!
March 5th, 2008
Drugs are bad…MmmKay. Things have recently gotten worse for this famous crack head. Amy has been seen recently with nasty, scabby looking things on one side of her face. Her publicist says that she suffers from the skin disorder
impetigo. However, sources say that is BS. Apparently, Winehouse was recently at a restaurant and was irritated when a waitress asked her to stop smoking. In retaliation she put the butt out on her cheek, which later became infected. Witnesses say she was so high, she barely even flinched. Amy is our celebrity “human ashtray” Moron!
February 22nd, 2008
Aaron gets our award for best transformation from teen heart throb to adult loser. He looked like he was high on something for the entire filming of “House of Carters”. This stoner Moron officially earned his spot on this site when he was arrested with just under two ounces of marijuana last night, in Texas. Hey Aaron…put your career in a bong and smoke it…you Moron!
January 4th, 2008
Who’s coming to the party? Crazy Britney or “Hit me baby one more time” Britney. Britney was taken to the hospital last Thursday, after the police were called to settle a child custody argument at her home. Apparently, Brit was high, locked herself in a bathroom with her kid and refused to come out. The hospital labeled her a “special needs” patient. She makes Federline look like a good parent…what a Moron!
